- A man walks into a bookshop and says to the bookseller, “I’m looking for a book about paranoia.” The bookseller whispers back, “They’re watching us. Follow me.”
- A man walks into a bookshop and asks the assistant, “Do you have any books on time travel?” The assistant responds, “Sorry, they haven’t been released yet.”
- A man walks into a bookshop and tells the cashier, “I’m looking for a book about laziness, but I can’t seem to find it.” The cashier replies, “Oh, it’s in the fiction section.”
- A man walks into a bookshop and asks the librarian, “Do you have any books on self-confidence?” The librarian responds, “Well, if you don’t mind, I could check the shelves for you… if that’s okay… no pressure.”
- A man walks into a bookshop and inquires, “Do you have any books on how to overcome procrastination?” The shopkeeper looks at him and says, “Sorry, they’re still being written.”
- A man walks into a bookshop and says to the bookseller, “I’m looking for a book on ambiguity, but I’m not sure if it exists.” The bookseller replies, “Well, it might or might not be in the philosophy section.”
- A man walks into a bookshop and asks the employee, “Do you have any books about patience?” The employee responds, “Sure, they’re in aisle five. But be prepared for a long wait.”
- A man walks into a bookshop and says to the owner, “I’m looking for a book called ‘How to Handle Rejection Without Feeling Down’.” The owner replies, “Sorry, but we don’t carry self-help books for fictional characters.”
- A man walks into a bookshop and asks the bookseller, “Do you have any books on reverse psychology?” The bookseller responds, “No, and you definitely wouldn’t want to read them anyway.”
- A man walks into a bookshop and asks the owner, “Do you have any books on anti-gravity?” The owner replies, “Sorry, but they’re flying off the shelves.”
