Omg how they love to judge and spout
Their “useful” advice, without a doubt
Their egos so big, they must be heard
With words so grand, it’s quite absurd
They prattle on with pompous pride
Their words a weapon they don’t hide
Their wisdom so vast, makes me shudder
Their condescension, oh how I suffer
Their ideas so trite, their thoughts so trite
This is meant to make me feel better? Quite.
Their critical quips, I’ll take with a shrug
For their judgments are but barks of a pug.
